MOST RIDICULOUSLY HANDSOME BODYBUILDER
ROMAN FRITZ
MOST RIDICULOUSLY HANDSOME BODYBUILDER IN A MARVEL T-SHIRT
EDUARDO CORREA
BODYBUILDER WITH THE MOST RIDICULOUS FUCKING JAWLINE
ROMAN FRITZ
MOST IMPOSSIBLY CUTE MUSCLE BOY WHO GETS HIS CHEEKS PINCHED ROUGHLY 52 TIMES PER DAY
BRYAN BALZANO
MOST INHUMANELY FUCKING SHREDDED (FUUUUUUCKK) BODYBUILDER
EDUARDO CORREA
MOST OUTRAGEOUSLY COCKY POSER
KEVIN STUTZ
BEST FACE SCRUNCHER (EEEEEEE)
JAMES FLEX LEWIS
BEST YOUNG MUSCLE CUTIE WHO ALSO LIKES TO SCRUNCH IN A HOTEL ROOM
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CODY MONTGOMERY
WOOFIEST MUSCLE DADDY TO SIT ON THE LAP OF AND BOUNCE UP AND DOWN UNTIL YOUR PANTS EXPLODE
ANDY POLHILL
BEST NEW MUSCLE DISCOVERY
THILO KLEIN
BEST AMATEUR MUSCLE FREAK
MILAN SADEK
BEST PRO MASS MUSCLE MONSTER
MAMDOUH "BIG RAMY" ELSSBIAY
BODYBUILDER WITH THE HOTTEST SET OF MUSCLE TITS
ALEXEY LESUKOV
BODYBUILDER YOU PROBABLY KNOW THE NAME OF WITH THE HOTTEST SET OF ABS
AHMAD AHMAD
BODYBUILDER YOU PROBABLY CAN'T REMEMBER BEING ON THE BLOG BUT HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SET OF SHREDDED TO BUGGERY ABS AND DESERVES AN AWARD ANYWAY
FILIP LIHL
BODYBUILDER WITH THE MOST SHOCKINGLY SHREDDED SERRATUS INTERCOASTALS & OBLIQUES
KEVIN STUTZ
BODYBUILDER WITH A MIDSECTION MOST LIKELY TO BE USEFUL FOR GRATING CHEESE
MILAN SADEK
BODYBUILDER WITH THE LEAST HUMAN LOOKING QUADS
EDUARDO CORREA
BODYBUILDER WITH THE MOST FREAKISHLY STRIATED GLUTES
JAMES FLEX LEWIS
BODYBUILDER WITH THE MOST LINES IN HIS GLUTES
BRYAN BALZANO
BODYBUILDER WHOSE GLUTES WE CAN'T REMEMBER BEING *THIS* THICK AND RIPPED BEFORE (FUUUUUCK)
SZYMON LADA
BODYBUILDER MOST LIKELY TO SAY "OI EDDIE! GET YER GRUBBY MITTS OFF MY FREAKISHLY STRIATED GLUTES"
JAMES FLEX LEWIS
HOTTEST NATIONALITY OF BODYBUILDERS
THE GERMANS
BEST BODYBUILDING SHOW
ARNOLD CLASSIC 2014
HOTTEST/MOST SLURP-TASTIC POSING TRUNKS
GUY CISTERNINO'S HOT PINK SHINY NUMBERS (FUCK YEAH)!
BODYBUILDER WITH THE BIGGEST POSER PACKING BULGE *BLUSH*
STEVE KUCLO
BODYBUILDER WITH THE BIGGEST BULGE IN A PAIR OF HOT PINK SHINY NUMBERS (FUCK YEAH)!
GUY CISTERNINO
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CODY MONTGOMERY
WOOFIEST MUSCLE DADDY TO SIT ON THE LAP OF AND BOUNCE UP AND DOWN UNTIL YOUR PANTS EXPLODE
ANDY POLHILL
BEST NEW MUSCLE DISCOVERY
THILO KLEIN
BEST AMATEUR MUSCLE FREAK
MILAN SADEK
BEST PRO MASS MUSCLE MONSTER
MAMDOUH "BIG RAMY" ELSSBIAY
ALEXEY LESUKOV
BODYBUILDER YOU PROBABLY KNOW THE NAME OF WITH THE HOTTEST SET OF ABS
AHMAD AHMAD
BODYBUILDER YOU PROBABLY CAN'T REMEMBER BEING ON THE BLOG BUT HAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SET OF SHREDDED TO BUGGERY ABS AND DESERVES AN AWARD ANYWAY
BODYBUILDER WITH THE MOST SHOCKINGLY SHREDDED SERRATUS INTERCOASTALS & OBLIQUES
KEVIN STUTZ
BODYBUILDER WITH A MIDSECTION MOST LIKELY TO BE USEFUL FOR GRATING CHEESE
MILAN SADEK
BODYBUILDER WITH THE LEAST HUMAN LOOKING QUADS
EDUARDO CORREA
BODYBUILDER WITH THE MOST FREAKISHLY STRIATED GLUTES
JAMES FLEX LEWIS
BODYBUILDER WITH THE MOST LINES IN HIS GLUTES
BRYAN BALZANO
BODYBUILDER WHOSE GLUTES WE CAN'T REMEMBER BEING *THIS* THICK AND RIPPED BEFORE (FUUUUUCK)
SZYMON LADA
JAMES FLEX LEWIS
HOTTEST NATIONALITY OF BODYBUILDERS
THE GERMANS
ARNOLD CLASSIC 2014
HOTTEST/MOST SLURP-TASTIC POSING TRUNKS
GUY CISTERNINO'S HOT PINK SHINY NUMBERS (FUCK YEAH)!
BODYBUILDER WITH THE BIGGEST POSER PACKING BULGE *BLUSH*
STEVE KUCLO
BODYBUILDER WITH THE BIGGEST BULGE IN A PAIR OF HOT PINK SHINY NUMBERS (FUCK YEAH)!
GUY CISTERNINO
MOST TAN STREAKED FUCKER IN DESPERATE NEED OF A TOWEL (MUCKY FUCKING BUGGER)
ROMAN FRITZ
BODYBUILDER WITH THE MUCKIEST TAN STAINED POSERS (MUCKY FUCKING PUUUUUUUP)
KEVIN STUTZ
DAVID HOFFMANN
BODYBUILDER MOST LIKELY TO GET CRUMBS IN HIS BEARD FROM SCOFFING HIS CHOPS IN A PUMP ROOM
DAVID HOFFMANN
BODYBUILDER MOST LIKELY TO BREAK HIS BLEEDIN' TEETH CHOMPING ON A MEDAL (THE NUTTER!)
JAMES FLEX LEWIS
CUTEST BODYBUILDING BROMANCE
JOHNNY DOULL & DANA BAKER
CUTEST BODYBUILDING BROMANCE NOT INVOLVING JOHNNY DOULL OR DANA BAKER
ROMAN FRITZ & MILAN SADEK
BODYBUILDER MOST LIKELY TO SAY "AND ER...AHEM...WHERE EXACTLY DO YOU THINK YOU'RE PUTTING THAT HAND MR. FRITZ?! CHEEKY BUGGER!"
MILAN SADEK
BODYBUILDER WHO REALLY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HIS OWN BLOG POST BY NOW BUT HASN'T (OOOOPSIE)!
NICOLAS VUILLOUD
MOST MISSED BODYBUILDER
STEVE ORTON
MOST MISSED BODY PART
STEVE ORTON'S MAMMOTH SIZED FUCKING ASS (FUCK YEAH)!!
BEST IMPRESSION OF A ROARING LION
KEVIN STUTZ
BODYBUILDER I MOST WANT TO TAKE HOME TO DINNER TEXT 20 TIMES A DAY THINK UP CUTE NICKNAMES FOR AND CUDDLE UP TO EVERY NIGHT WHILE WATCHING FAMILY GUY ON BBC THREE
KEVIN STUTZ
BODYBUILDER I'M CURRENTLY CRAZY ABOUT WHICH IS CLOUDING MY JUDGEMENT AND AS A RESULT HAVE PROBABLY GIVEN WAY TOO MANY AWARDS TO
KEVIN STUTZ
MAMDOUH "BIG RAMY" ELSSBIAY
ANTH BAILES
MOST SAHARA DESERT-LIKE DRY BODYBUILDER
DAVID HOFFMANN
BLOG POST MOST FUN TO PUT TOGETHER
"10 INSANELY HOT POSING TRUNKS" (link here)
MUSCLE FICTION STORY MOST FUN TO WRITE
"CHARLIE'S SECRET: PART 3" (link here)
THING MOST LIKELY TO HAPPEN IN 2015
"CHARLIE'S SECRET" GETS FINISHED!
THING THAT SEEMS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE TO HAPPEN IN 2015 BUT WE'D ALL BLOODY LOVE IT TO ANYWAY
STEVE ORTON'S ASS GETS BIGGER!
Since you use "Bloody" alot, I will also. This is a bloody great post Addict and I'm with you when it cums to taking that young, ripped, gorgeous muscled stud Kevin home. WOOF!!!!!!Hope you do a post on Nicolas soon. Thanks and as always, you're the best.
ReplyDeleteFun post, addict! But what about Tim Budesheim? Dude needs an award STAT!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't agree more with your intro, those other awards can just do one.
ReplyDeleteThis was brilliant, Fritz has now moved onto a whole other level of muscle magnificence. His jaw is so damned sexy, not to mention the rest of the face and the bod he has tenaciously crafted.
From Balzano, Montgomery to Polehill and all the other magnificent bodies in between, you showcased them well.
The only person, I'm not that crazy about is Lesukov. Corea's quads were good but were not definitely the best - but hey, we can't agree on every single individual, so it's all good.
No mention of the baldies, nothing like a bald muscular, sweating dude on stage exhibiting some 'tude. I'm really into Sandy Jobs, you have mentioned him before.
I remember Philip Lihl, he was always in close contests with one of my favourites (Frederic Hofer).
Guy Cisternino, has some crazy 'tude, thick full physique and some pleasing tight posers. ( I seem to like his ears, makes him stand out).
You've revived Steve Kuclo in my eyes, before he appeared photo-shopped, air-brushed (not by you), but in general the pics of him to make him appear the friendly face of bodybuilding.
Now he's ripped up, and almost bursting his briefs and more shredded than a confidential paper bin document.
Mamdouh is certainly deserving of the award you gave him, he is steadily improving.
You could have a category for best up and coming bodybuilding nation, could be Poland, they have a whole load of bulls there.
James Lewis is as good as ever, he steadily adds muscle mass, but remains very good and symmetrical. He certainly hasn't taken his eye of the ball. Cymru will be proud of him.
Szymon's glutes are pretty damned hot, good thing too as Orton's may under lock and key for some time.(Steve Orton, unfortunately has fallen foul of the law in his native New Zealand, so it may be a while before we hear from him again.)
Aside from Szymon's glutes, he has really improved a lot (in all departments), and I'm glad he has been recognised.
The tight posers post was great, ever-since then I regard black posers as being dull and boring. I didn't have that opinion before.
Stutz's attitude is a hands-down winner, the energy and force he puts into his poses screams that he really wants to transform his body into something ultra-freaky to blow the minds of the judges and those lucky enough to see him posing.
I've not touched on all aspects, but those which jumped to mind.
Great post MA